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Smoke. Because no one should infringe on your rights to cough up black phlegm.
It’s getting chilly in here. Throw another lawyer on the fire.
Created on 2006-06-16 20:25:49 (#10467897), last updated 2007-03-04
278 comments received, 181 comments posted
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27 Journal Entries, 120 Tags, 1 Memory, 0 Virtual Gifts, 6 Userpics
Boo. You twist and turn like a twisty-turny thing. My name is Ali. Or as some like to call me cheesemuffin, alibean, ali-kins, cheeser, that spatula kid, and sometimes even 'that weird kid with the ninja star.' I prefer just Ali...
Brief description (right now): Short. (Courtesy of Fiona) Bite me. (Courtesy of me)
I've been described as a "Girl-Next Door." You know, wholesome, unassuming...blah blah blah. Personally, I consider myself that freaky spandex-wearing stalker girl who lives in your building and never sleeps. No, no. The one on your left. The one that blasts the really weird music, eats cup noodles, and watches movies no ones ever heard of. Yeah, that one. That's probably me. (Just kidding...)
But you spend all your time,
Waiting in static shopping lines,
And all your troublesome debates are solved,
In glossy magazines.
Too much small talk leads to a small mind,
So tell me what your views are,
And I will tell you mine.
Talk, Talk, Talk- The Ordinary Boys
My journal. My opinions. Shocking, I know.
Feel free to friend me, even if I don't know you. I like new people.E specially if they've got candy.

PLEASE NOTE!
Readers of this journal are subject to copious amounts of:
sarcasm. ramblings. randomness. wit (in that tangled, distorted kind of way). hippie vibes. a pissed off, opinionated adolescent. geekiness. band updates. stupidity. bold.
I can see the leaves of golden glisten in the sun
Making time for everyone is what I should have done.
Blue and green with eyes between are acting all the same
You and me are never free until we’re cast away
Homesick- The Vines

*HUGS* TOTAL!
give dustanybodyno more *HUGS*
Get hugs of your own
♪me♪
silly. imaginative. eccentric. creative. funny. crazy. wild. dreamer. violent. reliable. whacked (whatever that means). spontaneous. likable. loyal. emotionally retarded (thanks a lot). musical. geeky. sarcastic. idealist. psychotic. optimist. talented. hilarious (i thought people laughed out of pity). quirky. compassionate. loverly. sick minded. perfectionist. odd. unconventional. unique. (courtesy of Fiona)
Well we know where were goin’
But we don’t know where we’ve been
And we know what were knowin’
But we can’t say what we’ve seen
And were not little children
And we know what we want
And the future is certain
Give us time to work it out
Road to Nowhere- Talking Heads
Do not click here.
Click here instead.
World, shut your mouth.
Put your head back in the clouds,
and shut your mouth.
But I’ve made a deal with the clouds
Gonna turn that sun into rain
So you forget about your love
Come and see me again
Oh remember me I'm your best friend
And we don’t talk no more
So if you’re in the neighbourhood
Don’t forget to knock on my door
Remember Me- The Zutons

I adopted a cute lil' Scotty fetus
from Fetusmart! Hooray fetus!
Brief description (right now): Short. (Courtesy of Fiona) Bite me. (Courtesy of me)
I've been described as a "Girl-Next Door." You know, wholesome, unassuming...blah blah blah. Personally, I consider myself that freaky spandex-wearing stalker girl who lives in your building and never sleeps. No, no. The one on your left. The one that blasts the really weird music, eats cup noodles, and watches movies no ones ever heard of. Yeah, that one. That's probably me. (Just kidding...)
Waiting in static shopping lines,
And all your troublesome debates are solved,
In glossy magazines.
Too much small talk leads to a small mind,
So tell me what your views are,
And I will tell you mine.
Talk, Talk, Talk- The Ordinary Boys

Readers of this journal are subject to copious amounts of:
sarcasm. ramblings. randomness. wit (in that tangled, distorted kind of way). hippie vibes. a pissed off, opinionated adolescent. geekiness. band updates. stupidity. bold.
Making time for everyone is what I should have done.
Blue and green with eyes between are acting all the same
You and me are never free until we’re cast away
Homesick- The Vines
*HUGS* TOTAL!
give dustanybodyno more *HUGS*
Get hugs of your own
silly. imaginative. eccentric. creative. funny. crazy. wild. dreamer. violent. reliable. whacked (whatever that means). spontaneous. likable. loyal. emotionally retarded (thanks a lot). musical. geeky. sarcastic. idealist. psychotic. optimist. talented. hilarious (i thought people laughed out of pity). quirky. compassionate. loverly. sick minded. perfectionist. odd. unconventional. unique. (courtesy of Fiona)
But we don’t know where we’ve been
And we know what were knowin’
But we can’t say what we’ve seen
And were not little children
And we know what we want
And the future is certain
Give us time to work it out
Road to Nowhere- Talking Heads
Put your head back in the clouds,
and shut your mouth.
Gonna turn that sun into rain
So you forget about your love
Come and see me again
Oh remember me I'm your best friend
And we don’t talk no more
So if you’re in the neighbourhood
Don’t forget to knock on my door
Remember Me- The Zutons

I adopted a cute lil' Scotty fetus
from Fetusmart! Hooray fetus!
Interests (102):
accents, airplane bathrooms, arctic monkeys, art, band trips, being loud, being weird, boxes, chocolate, christmas, coffee tables, confusing people, dance dance revolution, discovery channel, drama, dreaming, dust, embarrassing people, england, equality, explosions, eyes, family, fat fighters, feminism, filming, football (soccer), freckles, freedom, friends, great uncle harry, green eyes, harry potter, herstory, hill surfing, hippie, hugs, inside jokes, irn bru, jane austen, jars of dirt, knitted sweaters, kraft dinner, laughing, little britain, london, long bus rides, longjohns, lupper, lyrics, man u, mashie patotoie, midnight snacks, movies, music, music stands, ninja stars, oasis, passionate beast love affairs, peace, personal rights, photography, pirate memory games, pirates, pleather, puppets, quotes, rain, randomness, reading, red hair, revolving doors, rocky horror picture show, sarcasm, scotland, screwdrivers, sharpies, sheet music, shiny things, snowflakes, socks, spandex, spatulas, spoons, stars, subliminal messages, sweets, the beatles, the ordinary boys, the rakes, the word snorkel, thriller, travel, trigger happy tv, turkish delight, tutus, useless bits of information, vicky pollard, violating town mascots, wellies, winter, world shut your mouth
Schools:
G.L. Comba Public School - Almonte, ON, Canada (1994 - 1998)Beckwith Public School - Carleton Place, ON, Canada (1998 - 2004)
Carleton Place High School - Carleton Place, ON, Canada (2004 - present)
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